Quiz

Funny Programming Quiz!

1. What do you call a busy waiter?

A server.

A busser.

2. How do JavaScript developers break up?

They got trust issues.

They always promise to callback.

3. Why don't bachelors like Git?

Because they are afraid to commit.

Because they are afraid to gifts.

4. A SQL developer walked into a NoSQL bar.

They left because they couldn't find a chair.

They left because they couldn't find a table.

5. What did the process say after working in an infinite loop all day?

I need a < br>.

I need a tea.